A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said....

A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We
took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House
and now half the country is looking for work."